#YOLO means you only live once, say it again and I'll fucking end you. Sure #YOLO is a creative way to get shitfaced, pregnant or jailed but with the constant overuse of the term, someone needs to step in. A simple number sign and an abbreviation won't help you he rid of the herpes you already have. One of the Outstanding problems is the origins of #YOLO as well.
#YOLO originated as a lyric from an innocent song that created a bigger shitstorm then religion. Now it seems To be in modern linguistics. Although, if you still don't know what a #Hashtag is, please allow me to digress. A #Hashtag is a simple way for kids to abbreviate the stupid shit they do. When you post on facebook about the two light beers you had last night, simply write #FuckingWasted. These #Hashtags might be tolerated if they were some level of maturity but #QuiteIndubitablyWasted isn't any better. Sadly with my small intelligence on the subject I don't know the point of a #Hashtag. Some theories from Jared and other anonymous influences think its subliminal messaging. Some say it means, "where are the bitches?". Others think it's a code word for girls sexual activity. To me, #YOLO is just another idiotic phrase that wil go out of style with, "Zieg Hiel" and other terms from genocides of that magnitude.#Hashtags ar dumbing down our nation and I don't want to be forever isolated. It's bad enough that every slut in America hates me, but if the drinks douchebags and Darien bitches for lack of a D-word, then I am the 1%. And for once in my life this is not the position I want to be in. #Hashtags as I have said multiple times are an epidemic and can not be stopped without cooperation. Make the choice to not use them and together he can say #FuckModernLinguistics. Even though I do agree with the changing language this is too much. If the use goes up all faith in humanity will be lost. Another apocalypse will begin. Get ready for your notification bar to light up as you are pushed to the brink of insanity. #StopHashtags... #Shit (I would like to acknowledge the previous mistake made in Prostitutes and Dress up. I will no longer confuse my audience with the mis-spelling of the word minor) -Jack
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Jack OgilvieJack Ogilvie is 16 years old. He enjoys writing about Anarchy and occasionally gives into the angst of a cynical high school student, so a willing to receive criticism audience is needed. Archives
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