I have been blessed by God to get to hang out with the cheerleaders. Oh, you
don't go to DHS non-existent reader, Well let me give you a brief history lesson. For as long as I can remember, being a cheerleader is symbolic. Not symbolic of team work or spirit. No my friend, it is for closet and open sluts. Yes self proclaimed whores, proud cum-sluts and bitches ready to fornicate with anyone who presents their penis. Sure being friends with them comes with some sexual benefits, but their pride shocks me. It really annoys me but seeing them in their natural habitat is quite interesting. When confronted by undesirables, they use words such as "faggot" and "retard" in order to drive off the predators. This method is very efficient in a long term removal of said undesirable. When approached by an attractive mate, the bitches shower the mate with gifts and laughter. Eventually one of the girls will be thrown into a relationship with the mate. These relationships last from 5 days to 4 weeks. When they separate the mate is shut off from the group. What particularly fascinates me with this group are the alpha sluts. When paired with another alpha male, there relationship can lasts up to 4+ months. Even though all of the sluts appear to love their mate, no reproduction occurs. Forms of sexual contrapceptive such as hand and blow jobs (also referred to as oral sex) take place. This is to make up for the hormonal reactions of being in a pre-pubescent relationship. These theories are only an initial hypothesis but they may lead to a break in the cheer leading/ whore epidemic
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JAM
5/24/2012 06:42:14 am
Guys these blogs are fantastic. Keep up the good work. I have not had a chance to read these in detail before just now but you guys could not be doing a better job at discussing the current issues. Please do one on misused terms and words. I'll let you guess who this is. And do something on the '50%-ers'. (if that doesnt give it away to jared i dunno what will.
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