My perspective on the zombie apocalypse is not just a super awesome way to kill thousands of zombies, but it is also an escape from reality. As we all know this generation sucks and we are doing all we can to cope with YOLO, Disney, and all the slutty child idols in between. Everyone who has a “strong distaste” for this generation and shares my perspective knows what I am talking about. So far we can’t do anything about about it but read rage comics from people with similar ideals. If you don’t know what happened in the past couple of weeks then allow me to explain.
Over the past couple of weeks there have been some strange accounts that took place in different parts of the world. One account that particularly stands out involves a “Drug Induced Rage”. A man got high on bath salts and PCP and decided to eat a homeless mans face-off. Certain questions have risen from this but how does one get high off bath salts is mine. Clearly the government lied about that like they faked the moon landing. Off course they had to take action so they said the PCP is what kept him alive after being shot six times. This, however, is not the only account. Around the time of this event a woman ate her baby. Yes, you heard me right, a woman ate her fucking baby. There is nothing that can be done to cover that one up. She ate her child. This is not only shocking but a way to confirm the zombie apocalypse. Let’s give all the normal non-nerd type kids a little background knowledge. The zombie apocalypse has been predicted to be at several different times. It should have happened during Y2K, but it didn’t. It should have happened during 6/6/6, but it didn’t. We have finally correctly predicted the first outbreak. It’s 2012 and time to kill some worthless zombies. But to me, killing zombies isn’t the main goal. To me, I think it’s a way to get rid of the shitty generation we are living in. Just think. If all the nerds, who have prepared forever for the apocalypse had a chance to get rid of the generation they hate so much, they would, wouldn’t they. While they have all the prepared experience to kill the zombies while the “popular kids” don’t, they have a way to start a new generation. This may just be my perspective on the zombie apocalypse but look deep fellow nerds, is this really just a way to kill stuff and look badass, or do you want a nerd Utopia?
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Jack OgilvieNow that my cynicism has balanced out I'd rather explain myself as an Anarchist with a passion for writing about, well, my passions. Enjoy the stuff I write but please don't be offended by the stuff I post. Archives
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