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Anon 2:
1% Irony 99% Bullshit
This site is the worst thing of all. Your opinions are all false and should be changed. You yourselves are also bad. All of these posts are awful. Don't even start me on your titles. They also should be changed. Nobama? More like Snorebama. The pact? More like the boring. Felix Baumgartner? Actually, that name is already funny so never ever change it. You write about things like anarchy and being the 1%. You know what you really are? Butts. Dang-ass dang butts. Even your butts have butts. You fart like three times the normal amount that one person farts because you suck. Just delete this site. No wait delete yourselves. Take a note on what I'm about to tell you. No, really. Go get a pencil. I'll wait. ... Did you get it? Good, if you ever think about writing another piece, take that pencil and jam it in your eye. Just rub it around until it dislodges the part of your brain that stores the words "1%," "anarchy," and "bayou." That last one is just for fun. I mean like in twenty years when you visit Louisiana. You'll be all like "Oh let's go to the... ah what's that place? With all the trees?" And you won't be able to remember. Because you suck. This site is less than 1% irony. It's like 0% irony, 99% bullshit. Wait that's not 100%. Okay, 0% irony, 99% bullshit, and 1% milk fat. Also it's made in a factory that processes peanuts. Yeah, that'll fuck with those allergic kids. They'll puff up a bunch and have to go to the hospital and all. Wait what was I saying? Oh yeah, you suck. You suck so hard, even my vacuum says, "You suck." And it sucks a lot. I mean in the sense that it is awful. I suppose that it also sucks in the physical sense, in that it intakes air. Sorry, off topic again. Go eat a bag of rocks.
Kayla Breden:
ok i dont know if this is jack or that other kid...but who ever you are delete that fucking post about the cheerleaders now. i myself am a cheerleader and know that is DEFINITELY not true. who do you even think you are to post something like that? you think it will make you cooler? you think it will make more people like you? well your wrong. your making youselfs look like dicks and tools. so go fuck yourself.
Edited Version:
OK, I don't know if this is Jack or the other kid but whoever you are, delete that fucking post about the cheerleaders. I am a cheerleader and I know that is definitely not true, Who do you even think you are to post something like that? You think it will make you cooler? You think it will make more people like you? Well, you're wrong and you are making youselves look like dicks and tools, so go fuck yourself
Anon1:
Pictures of the modern world
If I have to look at another fucking Instagram photo of a girl wearing her stupid “hipster” glasses and with that fake laugh on her face I think I literally might shoot myself. Or better yet shoot her. There are three fundamental facts the teenage world needs to understand. 1. For all the sluts out there, leaning forward towards the camera does not make your boobs look bigger, so please keep them in your shirt. 2. Just because you use a camera does not make you a photographer or in any way an artist. Any fucking person in the world can click a button to change the way a picture looks. Stop contaminating the internet with a million “@rτ$y” pictures, ‘cause it’s fucking annoying. 3. The modern world, a place where privacy means nothing, and I, whether I want to or not get to learn everything that happens in everyone’s mind every second of everyday. As, if this world doesn’t have enough ways to broadcast a constant stream of a persons day to day life, we decided to add Instagram. First I get to hear about everything you do from the words you post on Facebook, and now I get to see everything you do as well?! Oh lucky me. Can I let the world in on a little secret? I don’t care about every aspect of your shitty life. I’m living mine and I don’t need to live yours, thank you very much. So, please stop posting a picture every time you fucking breathe, because I seriously don’t care.
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(Hey it's P@7r1(k, I thought that I'd give this blog stuff a try)
The subject that I am going to write about is one that should not be taken lightly: the perception of the attractiveness of women. Men can do it perfectly; it's hard-wired into our genes. Men can accurately say how attractive a woman is, according to his opinion, and other men will agree with him.
Women however, cannot do this so perfectly. All over Facebook I constantly see many pictures of popular and unpopular, attractive and unattractive, tall and short, you name it. What else do I see? The same comments. "Sssssooooo ppreetty!!!" "Hothothot!" "Gorgeous bod!" "Stunning!" I even remember one picture of a girl that had over one hundred likes.
It's not just on Facebook that you see this. In real life, this happens. It's always the same story: "You should meet my friend, she's single and attractive!" "You and my friend would be perfect, plus she's so beautiful!" When the girl is finally introduced, she's often unattractive and sometimes repulsive. And so I end with a question all girls should ask themselves before they comment on a photo: "Is this girl actually pretty?"
-The REAL Scizor42
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