The Bible:Genesis
Genesis is essentially the genealogy or family tree that God created. Of course this begins with God brought light through the darkness and all the other shit that came to be. After Adam and Eve got their sorry asses evicted from their Narnia of a world, they began to recreate. Most of the story consists of people conceiving and incresasing the family tree. It surprised me to find that the people alive during that time, lived to the age of 9000 or so. With everyone living to such an old age, The Bible must go well into the 1990s. Something else that shocked me, was that God pretty much HATED the generation he created. Something me and Him have in common! Unlike him, However, I can't send a 40 day flood to wipe out YOLO. After the story of Noah's Ark, the genealogy begins again, not getting interesting until the stories of Jacob and Joseph start to pop up. These stories are all about murder and lying to your parents. Genesis ends with a little bit of knowledge on Jacob and Joseph and all their brothers and sisters. However, the real story begins in Exodus which I will be reading next.
Questions:
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1.) Why does having a hot wife get you killed
2.) Did People themselves have intercourse or did God conceive for them. (Either way, smile at the camera and say Brazzers)
Questions:
Leave a comment, or Facebook/Email us, if you have the answer
1.) Why does having a hot wife get you killed
2.) Did People themselves have intercourse or did God conceive for them. (Either way, smile at the camera and say Brazzers)
Religion in a Nutshell
As some of you may know, I have been reading the Bible. I hope to finish it along with the Torah, The Koran, and The Book of Mormon along with anything else I can get my hands on. I will be summarizing each section I read and try to make it as interesting as possible.
-Jack Ogilvie
-Jack Ogilvie