#YOLO means you only live once, say it again and I'll fucking end you. Sure #YOLO is a creative way to get shitfaced, pregnant or jailed but with the constant overuse of the term, someone needs to step in. A simple number sign and an abbreviation won't help you he rid of the herpes you already have. One of the Outstanding problems is the origins of #YOLO as well.
#YOLO originated as a lyric from an innocent song that created a bigger shitstorm then religion. Now it seems To be in modern linguistics. Although, if you still don't know what a #Hashtag is, please allow me to digress. A #Hashtag is a simple way for kids to abbreviate the stupid shit they do. When you post on facebook about the two light beers you had last night, simply write #FuckingWasted. These #Hashtags might be tolerated if they were some level of maturity but #QuiteIndubitablyWasted isn't any better. Sadly with my small intelligence on the subject I don't know the point of a #Hashtag. Some theories from Jared and other anonymous influences think its subliminal messaging. Some say it means, "where are the bitches?". Others think it's a code word for girls sexual activity. To me, #YOLO is just another idiotic phrase that wil go out of style with, "Zieg Hiel" and other terms from genocides of that magnitude.#Hashtags ar dumbing down our nation and I don't want to be forever isolated. It's bad enough that every slut in America hates me, but if the drinks douchebags and Darien bitches for lack of a D-word, then I am the 1%. And for once in my life this is not the position I want to be in. #Hashtags as I have said multiple times are an epidemic and can not be stopped without cooperation. Make the choice to not use them and together he can say #FuckModernLinguistics. Even though I do agree with the changing language this is too much. If the use goes up all faith in humanity will be lost. Another apocalypse will begin. Get ready for your notification bar to light up as you are pushed to the brink of insanity. #StopHashtags... #Shit (I would like to acknowledge the previous mistake made in Prostitutes and Dress up. I will no longer confuse my audience with the mis-spelling of the word minor) -Jack 1% Irony has a new app out for offer on the Google Marketplace, It is a relitively new app and is kind of bad, but if you want push notifications every time a new post is out then check it out here! In a beautiful town of Alabama, or Texas... Maybe it was Kansas... No wait, Tennessee... What-fucking-ever. In the lovely town of Winceston lived a lovely girl and her lovely mother. They had lovely friends and lovely pastimes, ok fuck this shit. This is the tale of an 8 year old gutter slut and her encouraging mom.
Mother and Daughter occasionally don't get along but at this magnitude, surely there is a deeper problem. And there is, Welcome to the set of toddlers and tiaras where there is always a chance to exploit someone's race or ethnicity and in this case, age. I was raised learning that exploitation of a miner, be it on the interwebs or via a text, is illegal. Apparently if it is shown on television, it's legal. 8 year old girls wearing the skimpiest of clothing that leaves little to what the imagination doesn't want to see. The worse yet is the fact that the girls of my generation eats that stuff up. Sluttiness is very prevalent in said generation. As you know from previous stories from my fan-fucking-tastic Life, I hate sluts. It pisses me off especially when they march around the school having, slut walks, and whore pride rallies. Jailbait and 14 old girls that resemble any D-Squad hooker and once again my opinion isolates me. And for what? With this sudden spur of sluttiness encouraged by parents who wouldn't jump at this legal chance. Toleration levels are decreasing with the popularity in Toddlers and Tiaras. Soon toleration will be at a loss and children will become sex slaves. All this because of a sudden decision for parents to allow a certain level of sluttiness in their family. A huge apocalypse in which, I will once again be isolated and you reader will be in complete utter isolation... Or one of my child slaves that assists me in the ironic battle against child slavery -Jack Being biased-as-fuck and opinionated to the point of isolation, I decided to
convince my fellow cultists that without te assassination of the destined DHS leader, the 4th Reich would begin, killing all Liberal Anarchists, (redundantly redundant). For the sake of anonymity names have been changed to protect those in the running. The destined leader was the right winger himself. The god-fearing, authority loving, administration hating, Mr. Foxy. With a never depleting passion for change, Foxy wanted a fascist police state. He wanted a police officer on campus during school hours. He also wanted to crack down on the administration so the student body can have some much needed breathing space. But you can't expect for people to side with you when you have a police force and your side and drugged-up teachers. Very blatantly trying to overthrow the faculty won't get you far. A joke campaign would work better. And it did. Another man in the running who for this story will go under the alias of dazed and confused. Mr. DAC lost a bet with a friend and ran for president. His policies were along the lines of, "we should, uh, have more fun". And with those beautiful, articulate words, the student body was taken by storm. The amount of votes were higher then students in the school and revotes were cast through paper ballots. Sadly his supporters faith must have dwindled because he lost. With many theories and conspiracies, I think a good old fashion rigging by the teachers took place. And in my opinion, it's mystery gang montage worthy. But don't listen to me for voting advice. Be it the school elections of the presidential elections. "don't vote if you feel it just holds us down" (Ramshackle Glory) -Jack I have been blessed by God to get to hang out with the cheerleaders. Oh, you don't go to DHS non-existent reader, Well let me give you a brief history lesson. For as long as I can remember, being a cheerleader is symbolic. Not symbolic of team work or spirit. No my friend, it is for closet and open sluts. Yes self proclaimed whores, proud cum-sluts and bitches ready to fornicate with anyone who presents their penis. Sure being friends with them comes with some sexual benefits, but their pride shocks me. It really annoys me but seeing them in their natural habitat is quite interesting. When confronted by undesirables, they use words such as "faggot" and "retard" in order to drive off the predators. This method is very efficient in a long term removal of said undesirable. When approached by an attractive mate, the bitches shower the mate with gifts and laughter. Eventually one of the girls will be thrown into a relationship with the mate. These relationships last from 5 days to 4 weeks. When they separate the mate is shut off from the group. What particularly fascinates me with this group are the alpha sluts. When paired with another alpha male, there relationship can lasts up to 4+ months. Even though all of the sluts appear to love their mate, no reproduction occurs. Forms of sexual contrapceptive such as hand and blow jobs (also referred to as oral sex) take place. This is to make up for the hormonal reactions of being in a pre-pubescent relationship. These theories are only an initial hypothesis but t may lead to a break in the cheer leading/ whore epidemic
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Jack OgilvieJack Ogilvie is 16 years old. He enjoys writing about Anarchy and occasionally gives into the angst of a cynical high school student, so a willing to receive criticism audience is needed. Archives
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